Welcome to our EXTENSIVE list of what's available in the Incognita Enterprises Online Store - with over 3,500 designs and 300,000 products in over 20 categories, plus all our books and DVDs, there is a LOT of content to index, so forgive the long list that follows. ACTORS | WRITERS | DIRECTORS | PRODUCERS | CREW | MUSICIANS | PHOTOGRAPHERS | INSPIRATIONAL | HOLIDAYS & EVENTS | KIDS | RETRO | ST PATRICK'S DAY T-SHIRTS | HALLOWEEN T-SHIRTS | PIRATE T-SHIRTS | DOG LOVER T-SHIRTS | OFFICIAL SNOOPY STORE | OFFICIAL STAR WARS STORE | iTUNES | BOOKS & DVDS | MORE INCOGNITA LINKS ACTOR T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Actors and actresses t-shirts, gifts, office and homewares. "If all the world's a stage, I want to be in film", "If all the world's a stage, where's the audience?", "All the world's a stage - so get out of my light", "Professional Drama Queen", "I'm not insane, I'm an actor!", "Acting is happy agony" and "King of the Drama" are just some of the designs available here to help expand your rehearsal wardrobe - or give the perfect, unique and original gift to an actor friend in your circle. ^ top WRITER T-SHIRTS & GIFTS "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television" and "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by" - two of the designs available here for writers who want to declare their agony to the world. T-shirts, clothing, home wares, office wares and gifts for the writer in you or in your life. ^ top DIRECTOR T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Gifts and clothing for directors of theatre, film and television. Featuring quotes on the subject such as "Filmmaking is the chance to live many lifetimes", "I guess it beats throwing trash for a living" and "Theatre Director: the person employed by management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act". T-shirts, sweaters, hoodies, underwear, mugs, buttons and more for you, the director in your life or anyone who just loves the worlds of stage and screen. ^ top PRODUCER T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Gifts and clothing for producers of stage and screen. "Creation is a drug I can't do without", "I have a theory of relatives too ... don't hire 'em" and the popular "I'll give you a definite maybe" (classic Samuel Goldwyn statement) all adorn t-shirts and other items that will make the perfect present to yourself or to someone you know in the industry who has ambitions to be a Hollywood mogul. ^ top CREW T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Need to spruce up your location or studio wardrobe? Just because you work behind the scenes, doesn't mean that you can't look good or make your point through your clothing. T-shirts, clothing and gifts for production crew working in stage and screen featuring designs custom made for techs such as "If all the world's the stage, then the film crew must be gods", "Techie - I don't make mistakes, I improvise", "Theatre is life, film is art, television is furniture", the popular "Stage Manager's Prayer" and the cry of every Assistant Director "Do I look like I give a damn?". ^ top MUSICIAN T-SHIRTS & GIFTS T-shirts, apparel and gifts for musicians featuring designs custom made for musos such as "Rock Chick", "Rock Star", "Turning it up to 11", and several humorous takes on being a musician are just some of the designs available here to help expand your rehearsal or gig wardrobe - or give the perfect, unique and original gift to a musician/singer friend in your circle. ^ top SHAKESPEARE T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Have a Shakespeare devotee in your life? Are you one yourself? If so, these original and unique designs featuring famous quotes from Shakespeare's plays will make the perfect gift. "This above all: to thine own self be true", "Speak the speech I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue", "Be great in act as you have been in thought" and "All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players", amongst others feature on t-shirts, clothing, gifts, home wares and office wares perfect for the most ardent Shakespeare fan. ^ top PHOTOGRAPHER T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Have a photographer in your life? Are you one yourself? Looking for funny photography sayings and quotes? If so, these original and unique designs featuring sayings and quotes on photography will make the perfect gift. Our sister store, Coastscapes have created this entertaining section of designs for photographers to wear on t-shirts or display on a myriad of items as they go about their daily work. ^ top INSPIRATIONAL T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Heard of the "Law of Attraction"? Want to get hold of products that help you keep your focus and remind you that you are the creator of your world? Then these original designs created with this theme in mind are just for you! ^ top SPECIAL OCCASIONS & HOLIDAYS T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Finding just the right gift for family and friends for any special day of the year can be a time-consuming and sometimes frustrating experience. But here is the answer! The following products cover Christmas, Valentine's Day, Hogmanay, New Years Eve, St Patrick's Day, Easter and Twelfth Night - over 100 designs in 10 categories on t-shirts, clothing, home and office wares - guaranteeing that there's sure to be something here that's just perfect for the special people in your life. Opening Night Gifts Need the perfect Opening Night gifts for your fellow cast and crew? These original and unique designs are just right to wish your colleagues, family or friends all the best theatrical luck - including "Break a Leg" and "Chookas" (for the Australian thesps out there). Christmas T-shirts & Gifts Looking for the perfect Christmas-themed gift for the actor in your life? Look no further! Halloween T-shirts & Gifts Original and unique t-shirts and gifts perfect for the spooky festive season. Trick or treat? Easter Gifts & T-shirts Want an alternative to chocolate for Easter? Try these stylish gifts and products featuring rabbit, eggs and basket designs for those special people in your life. Valentine's Day Gifts In February, the month of romance, show your true colours with these striking designs for yourself or your loved one Anti Valentine's Day T-shirts Sick of all that commercialised carry on that is Valentine's Day? Show your disdain with these anti-valentine designs. St Patrick's Day T-shirts Want to show the Irish in you? Or just your allegiance to all things Irish (which includes beer, luck and a lot of green things?). Then these St Patrick's Day products are for you! New Year's Want to see in the New Year in style? Then these designs are just what you need! Hogmanay T-shirts Hogmanay is a Scots celebration that takes place on December 31 - New Years Eve. Show your dedication to merriment and mayhem with these celebratory designs! Happy New Year/Wassailing T-shirts Let's all go a-wassailing - celebrate an ancient New Year's tradition with this rendition of the traditional Wassailing carol Lord of Misrule/Twelfth Night T-shirts & Gifts In medieval times, a Lord of Misrule was elected from the lower class on Twelfth Night (the last day of the 12 Days of Christmas - January 6) to rule over his masters & lead the final Christmas revels ^ top KIDS T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Browse through this extensive collection of kids clothing designs - made especially for the little actors and actresses in your life. "Child Star", "My Mommy's a Superstar", "Actor in Training", "Little Diva", "Drama Princess" and "Drama Queen in Training" are just some of the designs available here on t-shirts, teddy bears, stickers, buttons and more. Show them you support their interest in the arts with these unique and original gifts and clothing for kids. ^ top RETRO & VINTAGE T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Retro / Urban Chic / Vintage designs for funky chicks and groovy guys - artwork inspired by the 1960's and 1970's on t-shirts, mugs, caps, posters and more. ^ top ST PATRICK'S DAY & IRISH T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Fun t-shirts for St Patrick's Day, parody tees and Irish Attitude t-shirts. Got an attitude about being Irish this St Patrick's Day? These funny, humorous, sometimes pointed, yet always attitude-filled Irish and St Patrick's Day t-shirt designs are perfect for all those wanting to make a strong and clear statement to the world. ^ top HALLOWEEN T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Fun and funny t-shirts for Halloween, full of ghosts, witches, trolls and more. Dress yourself up this Halloween with something different from our collection of over 200 Halloween designs on over 18,000 products! ^ top PIRATE T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Fun t-shirts for Speak Like A Pirate Day, parody tees and Pirate Attitude t-shirts. Got an attitude about being a Pirate? These funny, humorous, sometimes pointed, yet always attitude-filled Pirate t-shirt designs are perfect for all those wanting to make a strong and clear statement to the world. ^ top DOG LOVERS' T-SHIRTS & GIFTS Fun gifts and t-shirts for dogs and their humans. A wide selection of dog breed, dog themed and dog owner designs, including dog bowls and dog tees! ^ top OFFICIAL SNOOPY STORE Featuring a wide range of designs from the late, great, Charles M Shultz, Incognita is delighted to be able to bring our customers these official Snoopy and the Peanuts Gang t-shirts, coffee cups, hoodies, journals, mousepads, caps and more. With all your favourite characters such as Snoopy, Woodstock, Charlie Brown, Linus, Lucy, Schroeder, Sally, Pig Pen, Peppermint Patty, Marcie, Spike, Franklin and Rerun. Snoopy The Flying Ace (arch enemy of the Red Baron), Snoopy the world famous literary ace, the Great Pumpkin, Linus' famous blanket, The Doctor is In, and more iconic images and moments from the Peanuts comic strip are available for you to purchase. From vintage Snoopy to the most recent Charles M Shultz Peanuts Gang creations, there's something here for everyone! ^ top OFFICIAL STAR WARS STORE In conjunction with StarWars.com, Incognita is delighted to be able to offer specially selected official Star Wars merchandise and collectibles to all Star Wars fans everywhere. ^ top OFFICIAL iTUNES AFFILIATE STORE We are very excited to now be an official affiliate of the iTunes Store, bringing you great content for your iPod and iPhone, including movies, music, TV shows, applications and more!. ^ top BOOKS & DVDS ON ACTING, WRITING, DIRECTING AND MORE In conjunction with Amazon.com, Incognita offers books and DVD's on subjects ranging from the acting and directing craft to how to produce a film to writing for the stage and screen, as well as biographies on famous showbiz personalities. ^ top MORE INCOGNITA LINKS ABOUT THE DESIGNER Information about Incognita's designer, Australian actress, Sally McLean NEW DESIGNS Latest designs available here at Incognita Enterprises Online Store CONTACT FEEDBACK Our feedback form