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Welcome to the Writers' Section of Incognita's Online Shop!
This is where you'll find t-shirts, coffee mugs,
caps, mousepads, sweaters, hoodies,
coasters and more specifically for writers of stage
and screen - professional, amatuer and everything in-between!
With famous writing quotes and funny sayings
about being a writer, including our popular "Life
doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television" and "I
love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they
fly by" - two of the designs available here for writers
who want to declare their agony to the world.
T-shirts, apparel, home wares, office wares and gifts for the writer in you or in your life.
Just click on the sections below to see everything we have
on offer:
Click on a design to see it on a wide range of products including t-shirts, prints, gifts and more!
The Alchemy of Writing T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of a 1950's typewriter with "The Alchemy of Writing" with embellishments - just for writers.
Alchemy of Writing Image T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of a 1950's typewriter with embellishments - perfect for the writer looking for something unique for their wardrobe.
Writer Alchemy T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique urban grunge digital scrapbook collage design of an old-fashioned typewriter with the word "Writer" and The Alchemy of Writing with embellishments - just for writers.
Kate Chopin Creation Quote T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
"The beginning of things, of a word especially, is necessarily vague, tangled, chaotic and exceedingly disturbing." - Kate Chopin, Writer. Any creative will know what Kate's talking about!
Writer: Not Crazy Just in Rewrites T-shirts & Gift
Design by: incognitashop
This humorous take on a writer's life - "Writer: Not Crazy Just in Rewrites" in army style font is perfect as a work t-shirt or for just letting everyone know what you're up to.
Douglas Adams Deadlines Quote T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams made this famous quote about writing ... and look how his career turned out!
Rewrite Hell Comic Strip
Design by: incognitashop
"INT. NIGHT - A BLANK PAGE. With deadline fast approaching ... and on the 8th draft - our desperate hero enters REWRITE HELL!!" - every writer's nightmare made real!
Moliere Writing Quote T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
"Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for the love of it. Then you do it for a few friends. And finally you do it for money." Moliere's take on writing is disturbingly apt!
Urban Writer T-shirts & Gifts
Design by: incognitashop
A unique and original design for the writer in your life, this urban chic grunge design with the word "Writer" in eroded font with embellishment will clearly state your profession to the world!
Rewrite Hell Design
Design by: incognitashop
"INT. NIGHT - A BLANK PAGE. On the sixth draft, and with deadline fast approaching, OUR HERO enters the place known as REWRITE HELL ..." - every writer's nightmare made real!
I Love Deadlines ...
Design by: incognitashop
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Douglas Adams made this famous quote about writing ... and look how his career turned out!
